THE FADED SPOTLIGHT

by Michael Lawrence

List of "C" Movies


Clerks (1994) Poster
CLERKS (1994) A-
dir. Kevin Smith

It has this raw, buzzed look, and it feels like eavesdropping on drudgery itself. There are two central characters here, the titular “clerks.” Two prophets of apathy holding court from behind their respective counters. Minimum-wage monotony rendered into something you might actually want to hear.

The setting: a squat building with twin storefronts. A convenience store on one side, and a video rental on the other. Dante (Brian O’Halloran) is dragged into the convenience store on his day off and comes sulking like the world owes him hazard pay. Every cigarette sale, every lotto ticket, every stick of gum is another excuse for Dante to roll his eyes. Next door is Randal (Jeff Anderson), a slouch working the video shop, gleefully abusing customers like it was some kind of dueling sport.

And that’s really the whole “plot.” Customers wander in and ask stupid questions, as if Dante owes them some kind of wisdom. They pick through egg cartons looking for the “perfect dozen.” They argue over the ethics of selling cigarettes. They ponder how many construction workers it would take to build the Death Star—and the ethics of that, too. Dante groans through much of it. Or at best, participates reluctantly. Randal feeds on it, tossing sarcasm and profanity as though he were giving out free carpet samples. Jay and Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and the director Kevin Smith himself) also hang around the shop as if it’s the best spot in town. And for them, maybe it is.

Smith, who wrote one of the liveliest indie scripts this side of Tarantino, simply plants the camera and lets it watch the ranting and pent-up frustration detonate like car alarms. His dialogue ricochets like dirty limericks or dime-store fireworks. They’re crude and loud, but truer than you’d expect. You can tell that Smith himself once worked these very counters. The jokes reek of shop-floor fatigue—the kind that builds up over years and years, then gets scraped up and rummaged through for humor.

Call Clerks an anthem for the minimum-wage drift. A sharp and bittersweet movie that still stings decades later. A time capsule of Generation X’s quarter-life yawn, where the cast of characters might just as well be their patron saints.

Starring: Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Lisa Spoonauer, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith.
Rated R. Miramax. USA. 92 mins.
Click (2006) Poster
CLICK (2006) D
dir. Frank Coraci

Click is presented like a morality tale, except it comes off like middle-schoolers trying to impress each other with fart jokes and phony wisdom. Juvenile doesn’t quite cover it. It’s aggressively stupid. Even by the low bar set by Adam Sandler comedies.

Sandler plays Michael Newman. A workaholic architect with a cartoonishly smarmy boss (David Hasselhoff) and a family that he mostly ignores. Kids who grow up around him like furniture he keeps meaning to replace. His wife (Kate Beckinsale) is left managing whatever’s left of the household.

Christopher Walken drifts in wearing a lab coat, tucked away in the back of a [Product Placement] store. He offers Michael what he calls a “universal remote.” Much like the gadget that controls your television, except this one controls time. Fast forward. Rewind. Pause. Mute. A useful thing, it turns out. Michael can use it to avoid arguments and fast forward illness. And even (of course) to get away with a groin shot.

The setup reaches for an It’s a Wonderful Life–style catharsis, as Michael is using the remote so much that he’s fast-forwarding through his life. It’s a nice idea, but the script can hardly string together a coherent sentence. Much less do anything sophisticated with poignancy. Or satire. What’s left are slow-motion burp jokes, dog humping, and the kinds of life lessons that get delivered with all the grace of punishment.

Sandler’s performance is hurled in fits. Screaming one minute. Sniveling the next. Not acting as much as approximating what emotions are supposed to look like. Walken, meanwhile, settles into his familiar mode. Aloof. Twitchy. Faintly amused. It’s the same routine every time—and somehow it never grows tiresome.

Click is ultimately a movie that feels like an endurance test. Like being trapped in an elevator with someone doing impressions of their own bad parenting.

Starring: Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken, David Hasselhoff, Henry Winkler, Julie Kavner.
Rated PG-13. Columbia Pictures. USA. 107 mins.
The Client (1994) Poster
THE CLIENT (1994) B
dir. Joel Schumacher

A legal thriller with a pulp streak, pulled from a John Grisham novel at the peak of his airport-paperback years. The Client runs on pressure, not action or twists. Adults talk. Institutions posture. The sharpest person in the room just happens to be thirteen.

Brad Renfro makes his debut as Mark Sway, a foul-mouthed kid with an instinct for leverage most grown men never develop. He’s hiding out in the woods with his younger brother, stealing cigarettes, when a car rolls up. There’s a man inside. Sweating. Coming apart.

He is Jerome “Romey” Clifford. Frantic, sweating, trying to kill himself with bourbon and an exhaust hose. Mark intervenes, pulling the hose loose. But the second time Mark tries it, Romey grabs him, drags him into the car, and tells him they’re going out together.

Mark manages to get away—barely. But not before Romey unloads a secret big enough to rearrange everyone’s priorities: the location of a murdered senator’s body. From there, Mark gets unwanted attention from both the FBI and the mob. The mob wants silence. The FBI wants answers. Mark just wants to stay alive.

So he does something unexpected. He hires a lawyer.

That’s where Reggie Love (Susan Sarandon) enters the picture. A small-time lawyer. A recovering alcoholic. A stubborn idealist used to being underestimated. She gets it from everyone, including the kid. He misreads her, mocks her name. Then he quietly tests whether she’s worth trusting. He soon realizes she’s all he’s ever going to get.

What develops from there isn’t exactly trust. But it’s the closest thing either of them will get to it. Mark wants help. He just doesn’t trust it. Yet Reggie keeps turning up anyway. That exchange between need and suspicion provides the spine of the film.

Meanwhile, adults loom and threaten in the background. Reggie keeps Mark moving. Keeps his family protected. Keeps him from getting boxed in by the Feds. Tommy Lee Jones is one of them, playing a U.S. Attorney who sees this as a potential career-defining moment. And he approaches Mark with polish and impatience—convinced that pressure is the same thing as progress.

The Client isn’t here to chase clever twists or pursue grand courtroom theatrics. It’s a tightened thriller, one where, scene by scene, the pressure builds, with characters developed well enough to matter. It isn’t flashy or showy. It just keeps things tight and never really eases up.

Starring: Susan Sarandon, Tommy Lee Jones, Brad Renfro, Mary-Louise Parker, Anthony LaPaglia.
Rated PG-13. Warner Bros. USA. 119 mins.